If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
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I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
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No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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