He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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