that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
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aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
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This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
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Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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