margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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