Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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