4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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