hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
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I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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