He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
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drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
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Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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