Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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