Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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