# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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