Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
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the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
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Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Success! We fucked roommates!
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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