the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
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I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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