I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
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I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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