I'll bet she douches with gravy.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
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Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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