just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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