so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
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at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
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So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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