please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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