four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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