batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
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Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
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There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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