Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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