That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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