On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
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