I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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