i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
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Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
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Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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