I wanna bring you to show and tell
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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