dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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