We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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