There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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