theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
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He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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