Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
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i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
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Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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