just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
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I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
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Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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