i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
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For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
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Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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