i just had sex bonerless
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
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I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
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id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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