Christians are straight up FREAKS
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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