gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
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just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
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the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
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