Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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