its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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