I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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