all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
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He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
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Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
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