How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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