Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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