Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
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hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
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Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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