Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
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just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
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Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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