He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
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Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
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Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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