I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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