Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
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