What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Randomize
