You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
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My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
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As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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