just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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