I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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