I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
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is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
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I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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