im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
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You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
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trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize