we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
either way he was missing a nipple.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
When are your genitals available?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
