What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I need water and some morals
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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