We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
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we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
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His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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